Pearl Jam is releasing all kinds of stuff this year! I just saw an article about them in the Rolling Stone and it made me think of you guys jamming out back in the dorms.
Hey: remember that time that Aaron and I stayed up until, like, 2 in the morning singing along with Eddie on a mic, and then somebody on the floor beneath us microwaved a bag of poop? I always wondered if those two events were related....
Living in the dorms was an experience not to be missed, but it was gross while it was happening. Remember when someone puked on your floor Friday night and they just covered it with that orange dust till Monday?
It's sort of exciting (and relatively rare) for me to find three different frames that I like. Now the hard part is narrowing it down to one. After having asked a couple of the staff at the eye doctor's, my roommate, and Stephanie, an early leader is emerging. But I'm open to other feedback..... Option 1 Option 2 Option 3 Comments?
What are the rules for citizens arrest? Specifically, if there's a girl talking on her cell phone, with half her car windows frosted over, who doesn't wait her turn at the four-way, would I get in trouble if I pulled her out of her car and slapped her with her phone a couple of times? I suppose that doesn't quite count as citizens arrest. Vigilante justice, maybe. Whack, whack! In less aggravating news, tomorrow is the last day of classes for the semester. Finally. It's been a long time comin' this fall. I really should start thinking about the trip to WV and AZ and start planning some Christmas gifty-gifts.
Damn! All my training is for shit! Here is a clever sign, but I can't explain why. Is this an example of irony? And if it's irony, is it dramatic irony? Or situational? Maybe verbal? Oh, the shame of being a member of Las Departamento de English and not being able to identify a smart rhetorical play when I see it! The shame!
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