here's a tip

The state of Wyoming brings me this helpful suggestion in their noble efforts to make me a healthier, happier person:

While watching TV or a movie with family or friends, instead of asking someone to bring you a drink or a low-fat treat, get up off the couch and get it yourself.

Geez, they make it seem so easy. I guess I'll just get that beer myself. Then I'll head back to the couch for another few hours of mindless teevee. That'll keep me healthy!

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