pharmacology

My friend sent me an email today with this ad for a new drug that's storming the nation:

All I wanna know is: Where can I get my prescription filled?

In other related news, I learned that Albertson's sells Celestial Seasonings Sleepy Time EXTRA, which is sooped up with valerian, an herb, according to the box, that is "a folklore favorite used for centuries to soothe the mind and body at bedtime [and] promote extra fast, restful, natural sleep." I had some last night before bed. And slept the whole night through, gentle like a baby. It tastes good too!

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